Fake Headlines I Wish Were Real

I'm just saying, I would read these articles. 


Supreme Court Rules
There isn't a case or anything. They're just doing a killer job and thought you should know.


CEO of StairMaster steps down


New Photos Leak
Photos are not great for holding lemonade.


BREAKING: The foundations of journalism as a story of any size or relevance is suddenly BREAKING NEWS.
Also, Justin Bieber was kicked out of a club somewhere.